Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? What The Experts Had To Say...

Hmm.. I laugh out loud after reading this. Different field of experts with their different answer.. Nice! Hahahaha!

Well, I'll let you guys reading this on your own.. Enjoy!





Kindergarten teacher:
Because it wanted to get to the other side.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
 
Arthur Andersen (consultant):

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant   market   position.  The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market.  Andersen,  in  a  partnering  relationship  with the  client,  helped  the  chicken  by  rethinking  its  physical  distribution  strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge,  capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes  and  technology  in  support  of  its  overall  strategy  within a Program  Management framework.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Computer Programmer:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they would need more than one driver to access the server farm, if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Bill Gates:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Dr M:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken-chicken bisnes...the  foreign  powers  should  stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just  leave  our  chickens alone.. If they want to... 'apa nama' cross the road,  they  should  be allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a democratic  country; we let our chickens do whatever they want to do... as  long  as  they  don't  threaten  the  Malay  unity  and  try to topple the  government...and  if  they  plan  to do so... we won't hesitate to use the  ISA...

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Bill Clinton:
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...


"Hey! Does anyone want to know about my answer??"

-Bersambung- aka -To be continue-

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