Kalau dulu, aku ada post pasal STATS blog ni masa 2 bulan baru berblogging. Sekarang ni dah 6 bulan pon usia blogakukeni. Alhamdulillah :)

Ok, sekarang aku nak share pulak statistik blog ni selepas 6 bulan.. Feast your eyes!

Hmm.. credit pada tuan blog ni, sandx sebab aku
terjumpa balik video klip lagu korea kat bawah ni..



Well, masa mula-mula aku jumpa klip video ni masa aku study 9, 10 tahun lepas. Walaupon aku memang tak paham siket habuk pon bahasa Korea tapi dapat juga rasa cinta dalam klip tu<masa tu takde subtitle lagi..>. Sejak itulah, aku tanam dalam diri aku sesiapa aja yang mencintai diri aku seadanya, dia layak mendapat tempat sebaik-baiknya dalam hati ini.

Hatta, organ dalaman aku perlu dermakan, aku rela. Hey! Fatwa kebangsaan pon dah membolehkan organ manusia di dermakan pada yang memerlukan. Semua ini pinjaman sementara untuk kita sebelum pergi menemuiNya kelak.

Kalau lah semua pasangan yang bercinta dalam dunia ni boleh buat macam yang aku nak buat atau lebih baik dari itu, maka berbahagialah insan seantero alam.. Sesiapa yang dilamun cinta, jagalah cinta itu baik-baik biar apa pun halangan mendatang.

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Aku pon tak tau lah pulak ada orang yang rajin buat kajian tentang perkara remeh-temeh ni.

Topik nya senang, kenapa saya suka bukak TV? (Why I Turn On The TV?)

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This is quite interesting.. But don't believe this 100%. Just take it for FUN :)

JANUARY

1. Ambitious and serious
2. Loves to teach and be taught
3. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
4. Likes to criticize
5. Hardworking and productive
6. Smart, neat and organised
7. Sensitive and has deep thoughts
8. Knows how to make others happy
9. Quiet unless excited or tensed
10. Rather reserved
11. Highly attentive
12. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
13. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
14. Loves children
15. Homely person
16. Loyal
17. Needs to improve social abilities
18. Easily jealous



FEBRUARY

1. Abstract thoughts
2. Loves reality and abstract
3. Intelligent and clever
4. Changing personality
5. Temperamental
6. Quiet, shy and humble
7. Low self esteem
8. Honest and loyal
9. Determined to reach goals
10. Loves freedom
11. Rebellious when restricted
12. Loves aggressiveness
13. Too sensitive and easily hurt
14. Showing anger easily
15. Dislike unnecessary things
16. Loves making friends but rarely shows it
17. Daring and stubborn
18. Ambitious
19. Realising dreams and hopes
20. Sharp
21. Loves entertainment and leisure
22. Romantic on the inside not outside
23. Supersticious and ludicrous
24. Spendthrift
25. Learns to show emotions



MARCH

1. Attractive personality
2. Affectionate
3. Shy and reserved
4. Secretive
5. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
6. Loves peace and serenity
7. Sensitive to others
8. Loves to serve others
9. Not easily angered
10. Trustworthy
11. Appreciative and returns kindness
12. Observant and assess others
13. Revengeful
14. Loves to dream and fantasize
15. Loves travelling
16. Loves attention
17. Hasty decisions in choosing partners
18. Loves home decors
19. Musically talented
20. Loves special things
21. Moody



APRIL

1. Active and dynamic
2. Decisive and hasteful but tends to regret
3. Attractive and affectionate to oneself
4. Strong mentality
5. Loves attention
6. Diplomatic
7. Consoling
8. Friendly and solves people's problems
9. Brave and fearless
10. Adventurous
11. Loving and caring
12. Suave and generous
13. Emotional
14. Revengeful
15. Agressive
16. Hasty
17. Good memory
18. Moving
19. Motivate oneself and the others
20. Sickness usually of the head and chest
21. Easily get too jealous



MAY

1. Stubborn and hard-hearted
2. Strong-willed and highly motivated
3. Sharp thoughts
4. Easily angered
5. Attracts others and loves attention
6. Deep feelings
7. Beautiful physically and mentally
8. Firm standpoint
9. Easily influenced
10. Needs no motivation
11. Easily consoled
12. Systematic (left brain)
13. Loves to dream
14. Strong clairvoyance
15. Understanding
16. Sickness usually in the ear and neck
17. Good imagination
18. Good debating skills
19. Good physical
20. Weak breathing
21. Loves literature and the arts
22. Loves travelling
23. Dislike being at home
24. Restless
25. Hardworking
26. High spirited
27. Spendthrift



JUNE

1. Thinks far with vision
2. Easily influenced by kindness
3. Polite and soft-spoken
4. Having lots of ideas
5. Sensitive
6. Active mind
7. Hesitating
8. Tends to delay
9. Choosy and always wants the best
10. Temperamental
11. Funny and humorous
12. Loves to joke
13. Good debating skills
14. Talkative
15. Daydreamer
16. Friendly
17. Knows how to make friends
18. Abiding
19. Able to show character
20. Easily hurt
21. Prone to getting colds
22. Loves to dress up
23. Easily bored
24. Fussy
25. Seldom show emotions
26. Takes time to recover when hurt
27. Brand conscious
28. Executive
29. Stubborn
30. Those who loves me are enemies
31. Those who hates me are friends



JULY

1. Fun to be with
2. Secretive
3. Difficult to fathom and to be understood
4. Quiet unless excited or tensed
5. Takes pride in oneself
6. Has reputation
7. Easily consoled
8. Honest
9. Concern about people's feelings
10. Tactful
11. Friendly
12. Approachable
13. Very emotional
14. Tempramental and unpredictable
15. Moody and easily hurt
16. Witty and sarky
17. Sentimental
18. Not revengeful
19. Forgiving but never forgets
20. Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
21. Guides others physically and mentally
22. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
23. Caring and loving
24. Treats others equally
25. Strong sense of sympathy
26. Wary and sharp
27. Judge people through observations
28. Hardworking
29. No difficulties in studying
30. Loves to be alone!
31. Always broods about the past and the old friends
32. Likes to be quiet
33. Homely! person
34. Waits for friends
35. Never looks for friends
36. Not aggressive unless provoked
37. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems
38. Loves to be loved
39. Easily hurt but takes long to recover
40. Overly concerned
41. Puts in effort in work



AUGUST

1. Loves to joke
2. Attractive
3. Suave and caring
4. Brave and fearless
5. Firm and has leadership qualities
6. Knows how to console others
7. Too generous and egoistic
8. Taked high pride of oneself
9. Thirsty for praises
10. Extraodinary spirit
11. Easily angered
12. Angry when provoked
13. Easily jealous
14. Observant
15. Careful and cautious
16. Thinks quickly
17. Independent thoughts
18. Loves to lead and to be led
19. Loves to dream
20. Talented in the arts, music and defence
21. Sensitive but not petty
22. Poor resistance against illnesses
23. Learns to relax
24. Hasty and rushy
25. Romantic
26. Loving and caring
27. Loves to make friends



SEPTEMBER


1. Suave and compromising
2. Careful, cautious and organised
3. Likes to point out people's mistakes
4. Likes to criticize
5. Quiet but able to talk well
6. Calm and cool
7. Kind and sympathetic
8. Concerned and detailed
9. Trustworthy, loyal and honest
10. Does work well
11. Sensitive
12. Thinking
13. Good memory
14. Clever and knowledgeable
15. Loves to look for information
16. Must control oneself when criticising
17. Able to motivate oneself
18. Understanding
19. Secretive
20. Loves sports, leisure and travelling
21. Hardly shows emotions
22. Tends to bottle up feelings
23. Choosy especially in relationships
24. Loves wide things
25. Systematic



OCTOBER

1. Loves to chat
2. Loves those who loves him
3. Loves to takes things at the centre
4. Attractive and suave
5. Inner and physical beauty
6. Does not lie or pretend
7. Sympathetic
8. Treats friends importantly
9. Always making friends
10. Easily hurt but recovers easily
11. Bad tempered
12. Selfish
13. Seldom helps unless asked
14. Daydreamer
15. Very opinionated
16. Does not care of what others think
17. Emotional
18. Decisive
19. Strong clairvoyance
20. Loves to travel, the arts and literature
21. Soft-spoken, loving and caring
22. Romantic
23. Touchy and easily jealous
24. Concerned
25. Loves outdoors
26. Just and fair
27. Spendthrift and easily influenced
28. Easily lose confidence



NOVEMBER

1. Has a lot of ideas
2. Difficult to fathom
3. Thinks forward
4. Unique and brilliant
5. Extraodinary ideas
6. Sharp thinking
7. Fine and strong clairvoyance
8. Can become good doctors
9. Careful and cautious
10. Dynamic in personality
11. Secretive
12. Inquisitive
13. Knows how to dig secrets
14. Always thinking
15. Less talkative but amiable
16. Brave and generous
17. Patient
18. Stubborn and hard-hearted
19. If there is a will, there is a way
20. Determined
21. Never give up
22. Hardly become angry unless provoked
23. Loves to be alone
24. Thinks differently from others
25. Sharp-minded
26. Motivates oneself
27. Does not appreciates praises
28. High-spirited
29. Well-built and tough
30. Deep love and emotions
31. Romantic
32. Uncertain in relationships
33. Homely
34. Hardworking
35. High abilities
36. Trustworhty
37. Honest and keeps secrets
38. Not able to control emotions
39. Unpredictable



DECEMBER

1. Loyal and generous
2. Patriotic
3. Active in games and interactions
4. Impatient and hasty
5. Ambitious
6. Influential in organisations
7. Fun to be with
8. Loves to socialise
9. Loves praises
10. Loves attention
11. Loves to be loved
12. Honest and trustworthy
13. Not pretending
14. Short tempered
15. Changing personality
16. Not egoistic
17. Takes high pride in oneself
18. Hates restrictions
19. Loves to joke
20. Good sense of humor
21. Logical


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Aku tak kira, aku memang nak cat kereta WIRA S.E aku dengan colour CROME lepas ni!

Apa dia yg gila excel ni? Tapi sebelum tu wokmer* kena teka dulu gambar apa kat bawah ni :

*wokmer = korang <loghat Pahang>

Koi* nak cakap banyak tak guna, nak tembak pon tak kena, abes nak buat macamana, wokmer** baca aje laaaa..



Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: wow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul...

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman nih... kasihan
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah lah tak lawa, perangai pulakhuduh...

kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yang diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati... !
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong
Lelaki yang diganggu Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat lah tu...

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki handsome
Lelaki akan kata: ok juga lah... .
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki handsome
Lelaki akan kata: kasihan..mesti kena bomoh lelaki itu!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu... .
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:... patut pun kena reject...

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus... penuh kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...

kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: entah dato' mana bela ini...
kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya ini...

kalau perempuan lawa tak mahu bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mahu bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...

kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh... .
kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring lah tu... .

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit-sikit nak nangis!! mengada2...

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah lah lawa, pandai masak pulak tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: entah sedap ke tak ?

kalau perempuan lawa main-main miss call
Lelaki akan kata: tak mengapa...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main-main miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: anda ni tak ada kerja lain ke... tgh sibuk ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya... .
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia... boring


Nota bawahan : Kalau korang ade nampak laki2 tu, bagitau aje kat sini.. hehe

*<Koi pengganti diri SAYA>
**<Wokmer pengganti diri KORANG>
Dua2 ni loghat Pahang

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I just remembering that there was a Japanese tv show about my entry today hahaha!

It was “Ito-ke no Shokutaku”, on the air Thursday, 18th July 2006 :p..

And down below, I want to share how they claimed as Slim Your TUMMY the NIHON TV style.. Gambate Kundasai! Hait!

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This happened in a FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners with great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes' he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same 3 questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: Hey! This is Ed Stanley on FOX FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

DJ: Great. Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.

Contestant: Brian

DJ: Are you married or what?

Brian (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.

DJ Thank you. Now what is your wife's name? First only please.

Brian: Sara

DJ: Is Sara at work, Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here Brian. Is she at work?

Brian (laughing) Yes, she is at work.

DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.

DJ: Atta boy Brian.

Brian (laughing sheepishly) Well?

DJ: Question 2 - How long did it last?

Brian: About ten minutes.

DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh! No one would ever have said that if a trip was not at stake.

Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.

DJ: Okay, final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I well.....

DJ: This sounds good, Brian, Where was it at?

Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks....

DJ: Uh huh.

Brian: and the Mother in law was in the shower at the time.

DJ: Atta boy, Brian.

Brian: On the kitchen table

DJ: Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.

(3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: Okay audience, lets call Sara, shall we (Touch tones ringing)

Clerk: Kinkos.

DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?

Clerk: This is she.

DJ: Sara, this is Ed Stanley at FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.

Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours

DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo... do you know the rules of Mate Match?

Sara: No.

DJ: Good.

Brian (laughing).

Sara (laughing) Brian what the hell are you up to?

Brian: Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.

DJ: Yeah, yeah Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brians answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days.

Sara: Ok.

DJ: All right. When did you last have sex, Sara?

Sara: Oh God Brian..........uh, this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: What time?

Sara: Around 8 this morning.

DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?

Sara: 12, 15 minutes maybe.

DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?

Sara: Yes.

DJ: Where did you have it?

Sara: OH MY GOD BRIAN! You did not tell them that did you?

Brian: Just tell them honey.

DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sara?

Sara: Well.....

DJ: Come on Sara.... where did you have it?

Sara: Up the a**.

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break".

And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing.



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Ini adalah sebuah kisah benar mengenai Word Perfect Helpline (bantuan > berkenaan Word Perfect melalui telefon). Seorang pekerja di helpline ini telah diberhentikan. Walau bagaimanapun, pekerja ini telah menyaman Word Perfect atas dakwaan "Memecat Tanpa Sebab". Di bawah inilah petikan perbualan telefon pekerja berkenaan yang menyebabkan beliau dipecat.. Sadis sungguh:

"Wan USJ.. computer assistance; boleh saya bantu anda?"
"Ya, err, Saya ada masalah dengan Word Perfect."
"Masalah bagaimana tu encik?"
"Saya sedang menaip, tiba-tiba semua perkataan tersebut hilang."
"Hilang?"
"Ya, ia hilang."
"Hmm. Macam mana monitor anda kelihatan sekarang?"
"Kosong, tak ada apa-apa."
"Tak ada apa-apa?"
"Blank, ia tak respon apa-apa bila saya menaip."
"Adakah anda masih didalam WordPerfect, atau anda telah keluar?"
"Macam mana saya nak tau?"
"Bolehkah anda nampak C: prompt pada skrin anda?"
"Apa tu si-perom?"
"Tak apalah, boleh tak anda gerak-gerakkan mouse anda di skrin?"
"Cursor pun tak ada: kansaya dah kata ianya tak memberi sebarang respon bila saya taip."
"Adakah monitor anda ada power indicator?"
"Monitor tu apa?"
"Ianya adalah sebuah alat yang ada skrin padanya dan ianya berbentuk seperti TV."
"Adakah ianya mempunyai lampu kecil yang menyala bila monitor anda dihidupkan?"
"Saya tak tahu."
"OK, kalau begitu cubalihat di belakang monitor anda dan cubacari socket dimana wayar power anda di pasangkan. Boleh nampak tak?"
"Rasa-rasanya."
"Bagus. Ikut wayar tersebut hingga ke plug, dan adakah ianya dipasangkan pada soket elektrik di dinding anda."
"Yaa, terpasang."
"Masa anda lihat di belakang monitor tadi, perasankah anda ada dua wayar terpasang di belakang monitor anda, bukannya satu?"
"Iya ke?."
"Sebenarnya ada dua. Sekarang saya nak anda pergi balik ke belakang monitor anda dan cari satu lagi wayar tersebut"
"Okay, jumpa dah."
"Cubaikut wayar tersebut dan beritahu saya samada ianya terpasang dengan ketat di belakang computer anda."
"Alamak tak sampai laa."
"Ok... boleh cubajenguk-jenguk samada ianya terpasang atau tidak?"
"Tak boleh."
"Tak boleh juga ke jika anda cubapanjat apa-apa seperti kerusi dan tengok kat belakang tu?"
"Oh, saya tak nampak bukannya sebab angle tak betul, tapi pasal gelap."
"Gelap?"
"Ya. Lampu pejabat ni terpadam dan satu-satunya sumber cahaya yang saya ada adalah dari cahaya tingkap."
"OK, kalau macam tu hidupkanlah lampu pejabat anda."
"Tak boleh."
"Tak boleh? Kenapa?"
"Sebab kat pejabat saya "blackout", tak ada elektrik."
"Blackout... tak ada elektrik? Aha, Okay, kita dah dapat penyelesaiannya sekarang. Anda masih mempunyai kotak, manual dan barang-barang pembungkusan semasa komputer ini dihantar?"
"Ada... saya simpan kat dalam almari."
"Bagus. pergi ambil barang-barang tersebut dan unplug komputer anda.
Kemudian bungkuskan sepertimana masa ianya baru-baru sampai dulu. Hantar balik ke kedai dimana anda beli dulu."
"Ehh? Ye ke? Macam tu sekali punya teruk ke?"
"Iya, rasa-rasanya macam itulah."
"Err... okey lah. Nampaknya saya kena buat macam tu lah. Tapi nak cakap apa dengan pekedai tu?"
"Beritahu mereka anda terlalu benggap untuk memiliki sebuah komputer."

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Hmm.. I laugh out loud after reading this. Different field of experts with their different answer.. Nice! Hahahaha!

Well, I'll let you guys reading this on your own.. Enjoy!

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I really wish that my country have Sakura tree too..

I really appreciate if some Japanese girls dating with me under that tree ;p.. if it possible hahah!!